WHAT IN THE SWEET ALMIGHTY FUCK IS THIS

SO I’VE BEEN AVOIDING SKYPE LATELY. (EVERYONE ON THERE IS JUST A BUNCH OF TOOLS ANYHOW.) BUT YEAH, SO SINCE I’VE BEEN AVOIDING SHIT ON THERE, SOLLUX FELT THE NEED TO EMAIL ME.

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE HARDLY ANY OF YOU:

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU HELP YOUR FRIENDS. THIS IS HOW YOU BE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR LORD AND MASTER.